(Source: polterzeitgeitz, via eatsomebrains)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
You go Scotland!
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why can’t I ever sleep at night
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seriously guys pls
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why don’t you need me like I need you







